TUESDAY NITE NERDS POLICIES:

Our policies are few and hopefully very straightforward.

• You are over the age of 21 and can act at least 30. 
• While we are mature in the sense of years, we are young at heart.  Keep that in mind with some of what you see in the chat window.
• You are able to avoid the use of PROFANITIES in Guild Chat
• You are not offended by suggestive chat.  While not perverse, its not always puritanical.
• You don't mind pitching in and helping on occasion.
• You can both give and take a joke.  We sometimes, playfully, ride each other.
• You can avoid internal politics.  We hate politics.  We despise internal politics....
• If someone says Nosehairs, you won't gag immediately.  Actually, doesn't matter if you do or not, this isn't really a policy, I just like talking about my nosehair

Chapter 1 - The Taking of MIDNIGHT

As Told by Agromuffin

Upon being summoned to the aid of Annisdead and Brinarma, I peered at a vast fortress with a locked gate at its enterance.  Calling to the aid of some other members, Rotentooten, Jazzychaz, Freakster, Viktu, Corac ( our ruthless leader ), Scarfacein and enlisting our ally Moodarko we decided to venture forth into the fortress of the undead and see what was to be gained for these rumored "purple loots". 

Chapter 2 - Moroes Party
(Its my party, and I'll die if want to)

as told by Agromuffin

After our brief stint of patting ourselves on the back for a job well done bringing Midnight to his knees, we decided to move onwards towards a hall of dining which was said to be the place of a dinner party and of course as we all know the Nerds know how to party  (looks at Annisdead)  Feeling that the winds were in our favor we approached the stairs towards the dining hall.  We saw lots of guests dancing and having a good time, we figured we must go through them.  

Chapter 3 - Maiden of the Virtousness
As told by Agromuffin

After a long week we have once again plunged ourselves into the depths of Karazhan. This time our goal is the Maiden. She bested us the last time but our valorous, crew less a certain member, Agromuffin, were prepared for this adventure with our gear repaired and our hopes set to the highest standard. Corac, Annimend, Celticgodrog, Jazzychaz, Scarfacesin, Mizzhealup, Galgom, Svorutia, viktu and of course that not so clever but always funny looking me, Agromuffin, gathered their muster and lept forth to the challenge.

The Opera Event - Wizard of Oz
As told by Agromuffin

Upon leaving the corridor of the maiden we approach a place with alot of chatter we know not what this place is but we have our suspicions. As we approach this new wing of Karazhan, we see Ushers! That can only mean one thing: an opera! This cannot be a good start.  Our maiden killing crew, Corac, Annimend, Celticgodrog, Jazzychaz, Scarfacesin, Mizzhealup, Galgom, Svorutia, viktu and myself are ready for this next challenge.